How Would a Spying Vaccine Actually Work

 A lot of Americans fear taking any Covid-19 vaccine because they believe the government is able to spy on them after they take it.  The question we should ask here is how this would work.  So let’s look more deeply.  In order for the vaccine to be an agent for government spying, it would need to be able to do four things.  These are:  1) gather information about a person, 2) store information about a person, 3) transmit that information to an actor which can make use of the data, and 4) survive the rigors of the body’s biological environment and functions long enough to be of use.

 

Gathering Information.  What information would or could be gathered?  We’ve all seen National Geographic programs where an animal is tagged so it can be tracked.  If this were done, the vaccine would need to ping a person’s location.  The easiest way to do this would simply be to send a signal just as the animal tags do.  This would require molecular tech.  If that tech consisted of silicon based chip tech like current location pinging tech has, such tech would be very easily detected because it would be in every dose and simple lab work would reveal it.  So far, no such tech has been found.  Note that any run-of-the-mill analysis lab could detect this.  The other alternative is biotech.  We don’t have that yet.  These limitations also apply to gathering bio information about a person.  But how would the vaccine actually gather the information?  For example, how would a liquid vaccine, even if we assume it has tech, gather something as simple as the blood pressure of the patient?  Looking for and being able to actually analyze information would require massive computing power.  We would therefore suspect that vaccine spyware would simply transmit biodata back to the central actor and not actually perform any actual analysis.  Tech to do this would be detectable in any lab and, by the way, Fit-Bit can do a lot of things now anyway so why bother?  Of what use would bio information be to anyone? 

 

Storage of information would also be a problem.  Any silicon based storage tech could be easily detected by any run-of-the-mill lab.  This brings us to bio-based storage tech.  This field is in its infancy and admittedly shows great potential.  But the tech is not viable for heavy-duty use yet.  Even if the government had more advanced tech, it is highly unlikely they would share it with someone like Pfizer which manufactures the vaccine in Germany.

 

In order for Spyware to be of any use, it must transmit information to the monitoring actor.  Just how would a vaccine do this?  Again, silicon based tech could be detectable.  There is another problem.  With billions of people pinging information back to a spying actor, the traffic would be easily detectable.  We should expect a high degree of noise.  Even if the transmissions were encrypted, meaning the information being transmitted to the general public remains unknown to the public, the traffic would certainly be detected and people would investigate the sudden and dramatic increase in transmission traffic.  Transmission to satellites is the most likely mechanism.  If the American government were the only ones spying, we would see concentrated traffic.  Encrypted transmission would be far beyond anything that could be put into a vaccine because you would somehow need a unique key as part of the vaccine meaning each dose would have to contain a private key with enough sophistication, an RSA 256-bit encryption key at minimum to make securing the transmissions viable.  There is simply no way to do this at present and more to the point, this would be part of the manufacturing process.  Although the process is hidden from most people, it is monitored and surely encryption tech going into the vaccine would be leaked by now, and I haven’t even touched on different companies manufacturing their vaccines in different ways.  When those administering the vaccine transmit their vaccine records to the CDC and other government agencies, they could also include the actual dose identification number.  The CDC could theoretically match that ID to the unique private key associated with that dose.  That information would then have to be matched against the person receiving the dose.  Thus, there are a lot of systems and eyes which would be aware of this process and the chances none of that is leaked to the public by now is nil.

 

And finally we get to the durability of the spying tech.  To remain viable, the tech would have to survive long enough in the body to remain useful, and also survive attacks from the immune system which would attack foreign actors introduced into the body.  The chances such tech could have been developed in months to survive the immune system across all individuals is about zero.  We also have the problem that the vaccine must actually be a vaccine meaning it is actually used and absorbed by the body.  Any spy tech would need to be leftover and unused for that purpose.  Such tech simply doesn’t exist to my knowledge and in any case, is not something that would be allowed to be manufactured abroad.

It is unlikely that the private vaccine firms have this tech.  It would need to be given to them by a government actor.  The US government would therefore need to have given all vaccine manufacturers this highly advanced spy tech (which by the way does not exist) because they would not know which company, if any, would succeed.  Scientists for these private firms would need to incorporate this tech into their vaccines and ensure the human body did not reject the vaccine.  Since the trial data was made public, and since such tech integration would be known by many scientists, the chances this remained secret are nil. 

 

In conclusion, the idea that spyware is contained in this vaccine is completely ridiculous.  The mindless fear and misinformation propagated must stop.  What also must stop is the complete ignorance and lack of logical thinking being shown.

 

I personally believe that at some point in the future, nanotech will have progressed far enough to make a spying vaccine viable, but that point is not yet, and we are probably at least 30 years away from that point in my estimation.